This is a horror movie: People whose bodies are haunted by a higher quantity of certain ancient, antique pesticides are likely to have lower levels of Vitamin D in their bodies. How those pesticides persist is one question; how they interact with Vitamin D is another.
This correlation was found in seals recently: The more old pesticide they had stored in their blubber, the lower their D levels. Uh oh. Low Vitamin D itself correlates with various nasty stuff like cancer, infections, and diabetes — in humans. Maybe seals, too.
So these folks checked out the human situation.
Back to the first question: Organochlorine pesticides are best represented by dear, old DDT. Banned long ago in this great nation, DDT is so resistant* to breaking down that it, and its chemical descendants*, continues to circulate in living things. Because it accumulates in fat, it is stored securely in bodies that consume it. Seals, who eat a billion oily fish, end up with all the DDT (and other organochlorines and persistent* organic pollutants [POPs]). Polar bears, and we, at the top of the food chain, are the ultimate consumers of POPs.
So that’s how the chemicals are still around, and still in everybody’s body.
How do they interact with Vitamin D? Good freakin’ question.
And what to do about it? Eat more Vitamin D? Who knows.
To date, the most efficient way to dump your body burden of POPs is — wait, there are two ways:
1: Be eaten by a polar bear, who will absorb all your POPs.
2: Breast feed a baby. This is challenging for men, but see “polar bears,” above. For females, nursing cycles so much fat, and the POPs clinging to it, into her infant that her own body burden is reduced by 69 percent!
*It is a goldarn miracle that anybody ever masters this language of ours. Why on EARTH does one of these words end “ent” and the other “ant”? Is there a rule for this? Did I miss that day in high school English?
Art: Cool painting, eh? Craftily the artist forces your eyes to sweep between the two points of high contrast — the dogs — in which process you stumble across the wraith.








